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Saturday, January 2, 2010, 12:31 AM
Its a brand new year ! ( GJ )

Wassup guys.
This might possibly be the last post for this blog.
As the title says, its a brand new year.
New classes, new classmate and other new stuff coming up.
So all those old stuff have to be get rid of!
Dont worry! These good old memories of 2B will be stored in all our hearts.
Its a brand new year right?
So let us recap on what we did in 2009!
Theres quite a bunch of bullshit in em.
The bad one - Unlimited times of stolen stuff. ( Fk this shit man )
The common one - Unlimited times people sleeping in Mr Chin's class.
Fail - Som still cant get out of volleyball ( OMG its been like so long? )
The common one - Unlimited times of broken stuff. ( Windows etc )
The sports - Played countless matches of football ( Hope we can keep it up next year )
The unlucky one - Azmi has been ram-ed countlessly ( No comments )
Irritating stuff - Irritated several people. Let me name some of them.
Jaye - Cant pronounce properly, Shake , Gay ,Scared of bugs.
Raihana - Curly hair
Me - Gorilla ( Do you guys seriously think i look like em? )
Seng Yang - Big ass, Colour-blind <-- LOL!
Adli - Dog
Khairyl - Got some sort of gay laughing
Thats just some of them, im sure you guys are relived not to find your names there huh?
Ok lets move on!
The short one - Multiple times Mohd cant reach the string and end up hitting his face on the whiteboard.
The perfect voice - Heard Bea saying Jade in a VERY VERY unique way. ( Probably pinoy style)
The guy who likes to reveal - Narayan has been exposing his underwear for quite a number of times already. ( Did you spot it ? )
The bully - Celeste has been assaulting people for 2 years already. Those who are same class with her next year, * Evil laugh*
Your name is so hard to pronounce! - Unlimited time, the Thais has been pronouncing my name wrongly and they're still doing it! ( Oh my... )
The itchy guy - Donny must have got fleas, hes been scratching alot.
The abnormal - Vania has been doing weird stuff in the class. Dont lie to yourself. Im sure you have spotted her doing something weird!
The drug taker - Bernard has been questioned by teachers whether he takes drug multiple times.
The pedophile - Unlimited accounts of Mr Teo touching boys, foreign boys to be exact.
Stop staring at me! - Unlimited times of Raihana staring at someone.
The crazy one - Im sure you know who she is. Definitely Som!
The red one - Shes always red. Once she smiles, its even worse! Yes, she is Laksmi!
The forgetful one - How many times did Adli forgot to do his homework? I bet its a 3 digit number.
The loud one - Come on, you know her! Its our NPCC classmate, Yi Shin!
The manly one - Even the boys are scared of her! The coolest girl in our class, Li Yi !
The bookworm - You see her reading books every time. Shes our dear Palita!
The guy who loses almost everything - Thats our Chen !
The WHAT girl - Thats Abiramy for you. If you look at her and she spots it, she will WHAT at you.
Thats the end of this i guess.
Some stuff i want to add on: This is possibly the last time you're addressing me as your Chairman. It has been very very fun to be your class Chairman. Our class has gone through alot of stuff. Theft, broken stuff and dispute. I dare to say that our class is one of the best. We're together as one. Even though we did not have a good party or what, in fact we did had our party. This party is a very long one. Every time you enter our classroom, thats your party and im your clown. All the disturbing and irritating has made us together even closer. 2B, i love you ! With that, i wish all the 2Bians all the best for this year. Good luck guys.

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For Monday, 4th of January you guys will have to bring
1) Thermometer
2) Writing Materials
3) The mood to endure another 6 hours

And by the way, i got myself a facebook acc. So add me at guanjie@glue.sg!




Friday, December 18, 2009, 6:37 PM

hey peeps... i know nex year we're splitted..jus wanna ask yall if yall finished ur hws??

damn..i havent strted..shit em!... oh wellssss... dang that english..nidda do so many researches and all.. oh well!! enjoy ur holi while u stil can! 2more weeks den sch reopen.cca eetc.. SHIT EM!

hahah bb!

oh and advance and belated wishes to the november and december babies ^^


~~~jade




Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 6:34 PM
Guess whos back ? ( GJ )

Note: I posted this on October 31st. You can see the time i took to do this. So you guys can appreciate my effort in making this. Just realised i damn thick skinned.

This marks our last day as 2B.
We're splitting up. Yes thats the awful truth.
People going 3A,3B and 3C.
There are unique people in 2B.
Great people and bad people.
Dont think i dont know what you doing, hahaha i know everything.
We've gone through all types of situation before.
We did stuff that nobody did before.
We're the most *creative* class, ahahahaha.
I would be saying some stuff to students of 2B.( Not all of them )
I'll also be indicating which class they're going to. ( Its not confirm k? )
I've decided to drag this on top, so its more obvious?

Abiramy: You have the potential to be a professional indian dancer. ( Note: Im not laughing at you ah ) You got the X factor for indian dance! Keep it up ! I would wanna see you dance on stage next year! You will be the next CCA leader for Indian Dance! Study hard, play hard and most importantly dance hard. I know dance hard sounds wrong, but i think you'll get the meaning. Good luck! ( 3? )

Som: I just realised that you've not been growing in height recently, Shankar got to your height already! You've been a cheerful and happy girl these 2 years. Im sure you're still moaning about Volleyball CCA. Ahahahahah! I hope you can change your CCA soon since you dislike Volleyball so much! ( 3A )

Candy: You've been a quiet girl, from what i've seen. But when Celeste become your friend, wha! 2 Women = A market. You've been doing well in your studies, thats very good ! Keep it up k ? You've been a great secretary to 1B and 2B. You have the potential to do well in studies and CCA as well. I shall see you as the next Macpherson Secondary School's Band Leader or something! And sorry for the knock i gave you during frisbee. ( 3A )

Celeste: Always wanna compete with me studies right? I admit defeat ah, my Chinese not that good le. Whahaha im not the victim le! Next year, you will find more boys to hit ! I've been your punching bag for 2 years already le, time to take a rest. Dont go into idolising that much, you have to concentrate on your studies too. I hope i can see you assisting Candy in managing Band. ( 3B )

Nan: Wha this one hard le! You've always been a attentive and obedient girl i shall say. Teacher say this, you'll definitely follow it. I still remember you doing the Aces Day, you're REALLY having fun ! You have did well in your studies, keep it up!
Continue attending choir! I hope to see you performing with your choir mates. Do not stare at people anymore k? Ahahahaha ( 3A )

Jia Li: One of the NPCC elites in 2B! Im not sure about your results for this year. But i can see a leader in you. They have chosen the right person for SLEB. You truly deserved it. Continue leading your NPCC juniors. I hope to see you controlling Macpherson Secondary School's NPCC next year. ( 3B )

Cindy : Dont continue sleeping in your class for next year hor! And do not copy homework again! Stop that 2 habits and i will definitely say you will soar in your Studies. I dont know about your CCA though. But for these 2 years, i never see you playing basketball or something. I still remember your shout. Dont get too fed up easily k? You're a girl, take it easy , CHILL ! I hope next year, i can see you cheerful, not that sleepy anymore and have the initiative to do your homework. By the way, were you successful in peeling off the wrapper of the sweet i gave you today? I bet you took 10 mins. ( 3B )

Jade: First word. PINOY! One of the 2 Philipino in our class. The person who claims her CS is good and the person who posted videos in Youtube which made a laughing stock out of herself. Thats right, its her! You're one of the few bonds in 1B and 2B. You bonded the class together to make it as one. You have also given constructive feedbacks about this and that, and thats good, got comments just give! You have also done well in your studies. Your CCA, hmmmmmm. Been seeing you with your pinoy friends dancing around the stage, it was brilliant. Keep it up man! I hope to see you perform more at special occasions. Help out with your MUMMY ( the way you pronounce it LOL! )
at the housework, i know you can do it better than your MUMMY. Dont slack ah, must keep your house keeping skills to the max. Ahahahahah ( 3A )

Bea: The next pinoy in our class ! From the start of sec 2, i see you till now. Sadly to say, theres no DIFFERENCE! You did not grow in height! Thats the sad and painful truth! You're becoming another Seng Yang. Ok enough of that height thing. You've been a great part in 2B. You've contributed quite alot to our class. I hope to see you and jade leading contem dance to higher points. I hope to see contemp dance getting gold for SYF soon ! All the best for the future, and drink milk? ( 3? )

Li Yi: The best female basketballer in our class. You got this natural talent to play basketball , dont waste it. Try to get in the national team? You can consult your best friend, Shadow ( Guys dont laugh, its a cool name). But dont play too much basketball then neglect your studies, fine example : seng yang. Play can, but also must study. I hope to see you progressing in your studies and CCA too. All the best of luck ! ( 3? )

Mun Ling and Anna: I decided to put you 2 together because you're kinda like the same, you wont mind right? You all have been pretty quiet in 1B and 2B. Try to speak up, dont be scared. I can see that you guys have been pretty busy mending your blog and hacking some games ( see ! i know everything ) You can use all your time during the holidays to edit your blog. But when school starts, remember to study hard k?
( 3C ) ( 3B )

Sabrina: One of the bitchy students in 2B. Ahhahahaha. You have been a great role in 1B and 2B family. They have chosen you as councilor, so you should use this chance to show your leadership qualities in you. I can see your results are not that good ( Sorry if im too direct. ) You seems to meddle too much stuff. Idolizing this and that. Lady gaga, miley cyrus and all those twlight guys. Try to use that time to study k? You can still idolize them but dont spend too much time on that k? ( 3C )

Hazira: You've been a quiet girl in 1B and 2B. Very very quiet. You look like a social outcast, seriously. Dont trap yourself in that little life of yours. Sooner or later, you'll go crazy. Hang out with people more. I hope you can go to a class with your indian friends. I can see that you and them have lots of stuff in common to talk about. Dont be so quiet k? Try to speak up! Do not be afraid of anything. All the best ! ( 3? )

Beau: I've guessed you topped the class again? Congratulations! You're also a quiet girl in class. Always see you reading a book. Your studies are pretty good, keep it up! Dont spend too much time on studying or you'll go crazy soon. Use this holiday to spend more time with your family. Heard that you didn't take pure science, its a pity, you have the potential to study well in that. Dont get too obsessed with books k? ( 3? )

Raihana: Ahahahaha, this has alot to talk about. To those going the same class with Raihana next year, just either say CURLY or INDIAN. Someone will turn their head SUPER fast with that stare to look at you. Im not telling who is it, try it and you'll know. For some reason, Sec 1 i do not like. But as time passes, i just realised that you are a great friend. You're also one of the councilors in 2B, they've not make a bad choice, i shall say. You must get stronger! I do not wish to see you crying again ok? Do not cry so easily, the problem wont be solved by crying alone, you have to MAN UP and solve the problem. I hope you will do well in your band CCA. Get stronger ! ( 3? )

Vania: One of the student leaders in our class. A brilliant student leader, i shall say. You love to read books but please read them at the appropriate time. You're good as a whole but there are some weak points about you. First of , you're always doing wrong things at the wrong time. Secondly, you always lose things. And lastly, you're always doing weird stuff. I dont know how that is a weakness, but looking at you doing all those stuff makes you feel wrong! I wish you luck for your future. ( 3B )

FK. I CANT CARRY ON!




Monday, November 30, 2009, 11:10 AM
Notice Notice Notice !

Wassup guys!
I know i've not been updating the blog recently.
I just dont feel like it, whaahahahaa.
Ok guys i've got some important stuff to say.
Please take note!

For the buying of uniforms, these are the details.
Date : Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Time : 9am to 2:30pm
Place : Edison Block


Theres homework to do! WTF!
They are : Maths homework and English homework.
For English, you've already gotten the worksheet so just finish it up in which i believe you guys did not even touch it.
For Maths, please go to www.ace-learning.com.sg .
Use your NRIC for both the login and password ( You can change your password later ! )
Ok then go and do Numbers given by Mr Salim.
Then head over to Homework ( If you cant find it, it is at the top right hand corner. )
Go to elementary maths and click on Teachers Link and Resources.
Download the 2 worksheet. They happen to be papers from Bedok North and Broadrick Secondary School.
Go and do it on a piece of foolscap.

If you dont believe me, you can go to www.mpss.commontown.net
Then you go repository and find our dear teacher, Mrs Ong's name.
There is a document named Sec 2 Express Holiday Homework Dec 2009.doc .
Downlaod it and read it.
Thats all.




Friday, November 20, 2009, 1:53 PM

hey ppl... long tym no post..how ya guys spending ur holis?? im stuck at home ..going back to sch for camp and courses..amrrfff

guyss...hacking maplee??galsss...playing audi..?shopping?? haha

anww wanna wish musadhiq a happy birthday..may ur wishes come true and have a great day


~~jade